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Stupid Woman Faked Attack

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No, she wasn’t assaulted by an irate Obama supporter. Good. Bad for McCain, good for the poor schlub who might have been dragged in for questioning. Idiot woman. She should go to jail.And from a physician’s perspective here’s something I missed, perhaps in my desire to think the worst of the other side which is, […]


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Peryorbital Ecchymosis and Traumatic Tattooing (on the campaign trail)

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The victim of this assault will probably recover fully and without scarring. If there is a persistent scar there is hope that with proper treatment that it can be faded or altered in such a way as to make it almost unnoticeable. Luckily no one was hurt in Minnesota, just some property damage is all. […]


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Mystery Solved

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Well, we figured it out. The dog went missing for two days. Turns out she was spotted on a bus coming from a McCain rally. (see picture of her with goodie bag she got at the rally) We had a long talk with her, and now she knows not to leave the house without telling […]


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A Great Editorial from ACEP News

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October 2008
ACEP News
By David F. Baehren, MD
The United States has enjoyed the most successful and enduring form of elected government in the history of mankind. In spite of our political class being populated by some of the most unworthy scoundrels ever to run for office, our system of checks and balances has served our nation […]


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Ask the Vet…

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If there are any veterinarian readers out there I need some help. My wife’s Yorkie is having potty training problems. She will only s**t on the New York Times editorial page, or occasionally the front page. We got her to go on the S.F. Chronicle once, but then was acting “funny” for days. She did […]


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EMS Saves… Another Universal Healthcare Plan Fails

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That’s Jim Craig, I believe, circa 1980.
Hawaii’s universal child health care initiative failed within the first year because, unbelievably, people who formerly paid for their insurance quickly dropped it to get the ‘free’ insurance. Check it out here.
Back to medicine. For some reason there are a lot of docs and nurses out there who […]


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The Elusive Rat

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I know this is a medical blog…..but a little non-medical levity now and then is a good thing.
For about 5 years, I’ve been trying to get my wife to clean out her side of the closet. I’ve done it myself several times which pissed her off so badly that she yelled at me for days, […]


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Its so Hard

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It’s so hard to find evidence that McCain saw the meltdown coming, tried to stop it, and that the democrats resisted to all of our detriment. After five seconds on the web, however, I was able to find this.It’s also really hard to believe (since we all know that G. Bush and the evil emperor […]


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Healthcare is a Right (and free puppies)

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Sarah Palin, God bless you. John McCain, get off your ass.Physicians suspected when EMTALA was passed that it was a set-up for a government takeover of health care in America.
The sub-prime meltdown is EMTALA writ large on our economy and the answer, after the government forced banks to provide mortgages to people that would not […]


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Grandly Rounding, MDOD Style…

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”Outta the way, fancy boy! I’m a-commandeering this here clown car!”
Thanks everyone for visiting for MDOD’s first hosting of internet medblog Grand Rounds. Folks have asked if there is a theme for this week and since I’m new to this the answer is… well, maybe. I am going to post everything that was sent to […]