Archive for March, 2008
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Spocks Apgars
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Its 2239 and Amanda is having a little Spock. Apparently in the future Obstetricians have been replaced by Asian nail technicians. Obama thought he had it tough, imagine going to a tough inner city school with pointy ears and a love for logic and science. Well at least hes got that Vulcan […]
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The Basics of Photography
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From: The Basics Of Photography by Chris Haslego
Photography captures a moment in time. It is a creative process as much as painting or writing and has the power to communicate the meaning of a scene or event. Photography is simple to learn yet at the same time challenging to execute. Learning the finer nuances […]
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War Stories
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You know the coolest thing about Europe? Its the little differences. I mean they got the same shit there we got here, its just there its a little different. Example? in Italy you don’t dial 9-1-1, you dial 1-1-9. September 11th would have been January 19th if Al Kaida had attacked Rome.
I didn’t […]
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Cyanide and Hydrofluoric Acid Free Zone
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I was at my local gym today and was just pleased as a pig in slop that it had been declared a ‘tobacco free zone’. I thought that this was a capital idea, so I am one-upping them by declaring M.D.O.D. a cyanide and hydrofluoric acid free zone (effective immediately). I have created an administrative […]
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Monoarticular Pedal Crucifixion
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I enjoyed this patient on Easter Sunday. He accidently nailed his tennis shoe to his foot with a nail gun. I thought it would have been more appropriate for a Good Friday patient.
My partner had a successful defibrillation on Easter…so I figured he could claim the true resurrection for the day.
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Not Doing Primary Care Is Like Living In Margaritaville
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Every day for this guy is like living in a perpetual Jimmy Buffet song. I wake up every day excited about going to my specialty clinic, seeing about 20 interesting patients, finishing my dictations, then heading home by 5:30pm to relax with my wife and kids…or go for a long trail run…or go fly fishing, […]
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Uh Grate Pashent
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I disguised the title to please the HIPAA Nazi lady. Sorry I’ve been gone for a while. We were on Spring Break and had no internet access in the mountains of Arkansas.
I came back to town to see a great guy. Mr. Denny Abernathy from 3488 Wilder Road in Missoula, Montana (Social Number 654-90-7743) came […]
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Reach-around
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Ambulance driver thought he could kick NPR’s ass by sending us a bit more traffic than they generated with a simple post on his awesome blog. NPR bumps us by forty or fifty hits… he sent us 500.
So, here’s to you Ambulance Driver, let’s return the favor and go check him out. He is linked […]
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I wish I was a vet
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We have 5-6 pets in our house, depending on the week. They all go to the vet, and I pay my vet. No HIPPA, no insurance, no medicaid, gimme mine, ain’t this free, doc take a look at the drip from my penis. Just a simple transaction of a consumer (me) paying for the service […]
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The Power of NPR
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Site traffic day before NPR mention = 598Site traffic day of NPR mention = 634
KICK ASS!
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