Archive for October, 2007
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What the scallop is MDOD?
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I propose a contest:Since I have no friggin’ idea what “M.D.O.D.” stands for, I want some suggestions.
I went back through the very first posts and 911doc does not explain his chosen acronym. I’m guessing one of the ‘D’s stands for ‘doctor’ - pretty clever, huh? I figure as a contributor, I have a right to […]
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The Hooters / Queer-Eye / Cabana-Boy Nursing Home
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I forgot what I had learned about this chart in neuroanatomy in medical school but was able to find it on a google search. I think that as men age the sex-drive areas are replaced by a ‘desire to take a good bowel movement’ area, but that lesson is for another day.
Please do not […]
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Musants
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Musants are musings and rants. I just made that up.
From time to time I come up with great ideas, and while dealing with a resident (they sometimes shuffle through the ED on a rotation) I came up with this idea. We have dummies and test manikins for everything from intubation to breast exams to CPR. […]
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BOOYAH!
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Once in a while good things happen to good people. How to explain then our recent honor of being chosen “Doctor(’s) of the Month” over at Addicted to Medblogs? However one might explain it we are honored and must thank our good friend MedblogAddict for her hard work in putting this together. WARNING! Rated R […]
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God Bless Crazy Parents
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One subject I could post on every day is crazy names. We got ‘em. No, I’m not talking about ‘Shithead’ (pronounced ’shi- thaid’) so please don’t comment that you’ve heard this one, or ‘Oranjello’ or ‘Lemonjello’ or ‘Wasserman Positive Illigitemate Jones’ or ‘Sy Phillis’ or ‘Nosmo King’ or ‘Neveah’ (heaven spelled backwards which to […]
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"Credentialed" to Check Poo
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PICTURED IS ONE OF THE OLD TESTS THAT WAS ONLY 96% SENSITIVE ETC…
In their infinite collectivist wisdom, a committee composed of paper-nurses and paper-doctors decided to do away with the old standby poo-checking card used for decades without accidental death or decaptitation, and get a fancy-schmancy super poo-checking-can’t miss tubette that will not be fooled […]
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More Bread and Butter
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After working all day last week, my mom called at 2am.
She’s frail, 83 yrs old and had an ACB this summer. After 3 months in rehab, she had been back at her retirement center for 5 days.
“I’m just weak” she said. (We all love those octogenarians who are “just weak”)
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Welcome erdoc85
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I had never met a Texan until I met erdoc85 during a project we collaborated on some years ago. Some of the work we did together spurred further research, the results of which have gone on to improve the quality of care provided by those on the front lines of Emergency Medicine. I am proud […]
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Blame Canada!
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A short film from my side of the debate is clickable below. Hey Michael Moore, I hope you have to get your penis-lengthening surgery in Cuba you idiot (he suffers from what is commonly known as ‘turtle-penis’).
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I’m a Freakin’ Psychic and Al Gore Knows It!
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Dear Readers: This is the third Al Gore-referencing post in a week or so… something is very wrong with me. Somehow this “bucket of warm spit” is all of a sudden a freaking scientific and public policy genius? Combine this with the earth heaving from the college football mess and I’m building a bomb-shelter out […]
